“The other week my roommate thought it was funny to clingfilm my shoes and Tabaco. I didn’t want him to get away with it so I took revenge.”
“What did you do?”
“I teepeed his bike and wrapped it in aluminum.”
“What was his response to that?”
“He posted a photo of the result on Facebook, Thanking MTV for pimping his ride.”

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