“The other week my roommate thought it was funny to clingfilm my shoes and Tabaco. I didn’t want him to get away with it so I took revenge.”
“What did you do?”
“I teepeed his bike and wrapped it in aluminum.”
“What was his response to that?”
“He posted a photo of the result on Facebook, Thanking MTV for pimping his ride.”
3/3 “I always wanted to learn how to play basketball so I googled: How to play basketball? in Arabic. I only got English search results so that is when I realized I needed to learn English. Since I only had an education until the age of 9, a lot of basic things like...