“You know how some people feel about their children being the smartest, brightest, most beautiful creatures?”
“Well, that’s how I feel about my dog.”

“I want to become a veterinarian so when Beau gets sick I can cure him. Maybe one day when your doggy gets sick, I can cure him too!”
“Well thank you so much.. but I don’t own a dog..”
“That’s okay, I can cure your other animals as well..”

“I’m from Italy. I came to Amsterdam be more free.”
“How are you more free here than in Italy?”
“For example, In Italy it’s illegal to smoke marihuana. I don’t understand why our government makes such a big deal out of it. I think they should be more worried about alcohol consumption, which in my opinion is a much bigger problem in our society.”