“You are the third person to take her photo today.”

“You know how some people feel about their children being the smartest, brightest, most beautiful creatures?”
“Yes..”
“Well, that’s how I feel about my dog.”

(½) “In a previous relationship I made the mistake of having unprotected sex. I met a really nice guy a few months ago and because our relationship started to get more serious I wanted to make sure I didn’t have an STD. I made a doctors appointment to get tested on a Friday. Wednesday morning after I got tested I received a phone call from the doctor’s assistant. She asked if I could come over that same day. Because I work on Wednesdays I asked her if I could come over on Friday, which is my day off. I kept having this terrible anxiety so I decided to leave work early that day to go and get my test results. I was sitting in the doctor’s office and I felt something was wrong. I kept thinking I might be pregnant. Then the doctor asked: ’‘Do you have any idea why you are here?” I told her I was expecting the worst. Then the doctor said: There is no good way to tell you this but you are HIV-positive.“

“You better not post this photo on some pornography website”

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“What was the happiest day of your life?”

“I got to play the leading role as a professor in my primary school musical. That same day I also received my report card with only good grades. That was a really good day.”